Smartness

There was a guy with no hair.


He’d shaved it off on a dare.
His wife threw a fit
And said, "This is it!
Grow it back, or I’ll have an affair!”


He thought he looked "cool"
so decided he would fool
he called her bluff
And wore a hairy muff


But girls are more smarter
she fooled him with flatter
And pulled on his pate
Revealing her brains to her mate